It was touch-and-go but in the end STILL HERE overcame all obstacles (that is to say, the team made it away from the bar at Quaker Steak & Lube in time for tip-off), beating a squad of evil Canadians --- you know, the ones with the commie health care system that punishes everyone by providing reliable, affordable medical benefits--- 66-60. Remarkably the win came from accurate foul shooting in the game's closing minutes. In that STILL HERE is heavily populated with freethrow shooters who graduated with honors from The Chris Dudley School Of Bricklaying, the odds of STILL HERE winning from the charity stripe are, on most nights, about as good as Tiger Woods getting the next cover of The Christian Woman's Weekly Gazette. And yet --- that's what happened. The team is off until 5:30 pm Saturday night which is either long enough to sober up from the Friday night victory binge, or long enough to tempt The Boys into an extended warm-up and hydration period of pre-game liver enlargement.
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